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Look What They've Done To My Song
Ruined Music is sorry for your loss.
No, not that loss, you miserable , lovesick idiot the loss of a perfectly good, ne' great song that you can no longer listen to thanks to those extenufuckin'ating circumstances.
"Perhaps the worst thing about the breakup is the fact that music gets caught in the fallout. Everyone has a song, album, artist, or band that's been ruined by an ex (or, more accurately, by memories of an ex). Ruined Music is the place to talk about the music you've lost: the songs you can't stand to hear ever again, that record she always played when she was over at your house, the band you went to see together a week before he called it quits, That Song that was on That Mix, the record that was playing the night you (fill in the blank), the album you got for a Valentine's Day gift.
But wait! You've got a story about a song that was ruined not by an ex but by a roommate, a bandmate, a former best friend, a neighbor, a teacher, or an ocelot? You're in luck! We want those stories, too! While Ruined Music was originally intended to focus on postbreakup song ruination, you, our readers, have convinced us to expand the scope of our project. So feel free to interpret "Ruined Music" as you will, as long as some kind of interpersonal (or interspecies) relationship is involved, and a song gets ruined as a result. Query us if you're unsure, but chances are good that if your story is under 1,000 words and witty and true, we'll love it as our own."
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